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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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