Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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