great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
