Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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