3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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