I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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