I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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