Fine. I'll sleep in my office
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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