did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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