I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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