Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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