i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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