you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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