Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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