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I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
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This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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