They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
where does the pee come out of this thing
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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