Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
how do flat chested girls get laid?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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