He disabled his match.com account in front of me
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Randomize
