we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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