would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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