Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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