so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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