quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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