im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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