He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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