My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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