You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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