As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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