Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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