at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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