I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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