I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Randomize