maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You smell like stripper and shame
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
my liver is dry heaving
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