Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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