I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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