jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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