You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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