Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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