There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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