Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
How does one acquire holy water?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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