susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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