this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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