omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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