xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize