nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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