Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize
