the new term for farting is butt boxing.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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