my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we made out on top of his cat.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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