Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you will always have a special place in my vag
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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