Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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