sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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