So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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