My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He did a backflip because drugs
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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