This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
