I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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